50. “I’ll take Russian Literature for $1000, Alex.”
49. “Johnny, please use your napkin!”
48. “Checkmate!”
47. “My cat’s name is Fluffy”
46. “I’m going to take the car down off the blocks today.”
45. “Where should we put the Super Bowl Trophy?”
44. “Let’s go swimming in Lake Erie!”
43. “The Browns beat the Steelers!”
42. “I think the foie gras is excellent.”
41. “That’s a sobering thought!”
40. “I’m getting Monique braces!”
39. “My Gardener recommends rhododendrons.”
38. “Keep the change!”
37. “This Ralph Lauren blazer is too loose.”
36. “Any Name, Ph.D.”
35. “I saw that at the Museum.”
34. “Gesundheit!”
33. “I think I’ve lost too much weight!”
32. “Breathe that fresh air!”
31. “Tattoos? Gross!”
30. “I would like to thank the Academy...”
29. “Can I help you with that?”
28. “I can’t pee here!”
27. “I hate the slide guitar!”
26. “I’ve got to watch my calories.”
25. “I couldn’t possibly drink another beer.”
24. “My Mother won’t let me wear that.”
23. “Ernest Byner was a Hall-of–Fame player!”
22. “High School graduate.”
21. “Pass the Grey Poupon.”
20. “We win!”
19. “What a soaring aria!”
18. “No thanks, I’m driving.”
17. “It’s cheaper at the Jake.”
16. “My portfolio is diversified.”
15. “My girlfriend is a Playmate!”
14. “You should get rid of that mullet!”
13. “That’s unsanitary!”
12. “Duct Tape won’t fix that!”
11. “Put a second coat of wax on the Jag.”
10. “I saw that on the Discovery Channel.”
9. “Nuclear fusion begins when nuclei join together...”
8. “Where do I get playoff tickets?”
7. “You can’t stick that up your nose!”
6. “Please excuse me.”
5. “Sorry Officer, I didn’t mean to hit her!”
4. “I need one more crystal glass to complete the set.”
3. “Are you really that stupid?”
2. “Tim Couch sucks!”
and
Number One: “I give up, I’m moving to Pittsburgh!”
One that didn't make the top 50 was "My Viking yacht is moored on Lake Erie" because if there actually are any on Lake Erie
they are probably just Viking Yachts for sale.
49. “Johnny, please use your napkin!”
48. “Checkmate!”
47. “My cat’s name is Fluffy”
46. “I’m going to take the car down off the blocks today.”
45. “Where should we put the Super Bowl Trophy?”
44. “Let’s go swimming in Lake Erie!”
43. “The Browns beat the Steelers!”
42. “I think the foie gras is excellent.”
41. “That’s a sobering thought!”
40. “I’m getting Monique braces!”
39. “My Gardener recommends rhododendrons.”
38. “Keep the change!”
37. “This Ralph Lauren blazer is too loose.”
36. “Any Name, Ph.D.”
35. “I saw that at the Museum.”
34. “Gesundheit!”
33. “I think I’ve lost too much weight!”
32. “Breathe that fresh air!”
31. “Tattoos? Gross!”
30. “I would like to thank the Academy...”
29. “Can I help you with that?”
28. “I can’t pee here!”
27. “I hate the slide guitar!”
26. “I’ve got to watch my calories.”
25. “I couldn’t possibly drink another beer.”
24. “My Mother won’t let me wear that.”
23. “Ernest Byner was a Hall-of–Fame player!”
22. “High School graduate.”
21. “Pass the Grey Poupon.”
20. “We win!”
19. “What a soaring aria!”
18. “No thanks, I’m driving.”
17. “It’s cheaper at the Jake.”
16. “My portfolio is diversified.”
15. “My girlfriend is a Playmate!”
14. “You should get rid of that mullet!”
13. “That’s unsanitary!”
12. “Duct Tape won’t fix that!”
11. “Put a second coat of wax on the Jag.”
10. “I saw that on the Discovery Channel.”
9. “Nuclear fusion begins when nuclei join together...”
8. “Where do I get playoff tickets?”
7. “You can’t stick that up your nose!”
6. “Please excuse me.”
5. “Sorry Officer, I didn’t mean to hit her!”
4. “I need one more crystal glass to complete the set.”
3. “Are you really that stupid?”
2. “Tim Couch sucks!”
and
Number One: “I give up, I’m moving to Pittsburgh!”
One that didn't make the top 50 was "My Viking yacht is moored on Lake Erie" because if there actually are any on Lake Erie
they are probably just Viking Yachts for sale.
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