| Mexicans, those damn Mexicans! That’s right isn’t it? I mean that is who we are hating on this week isn’t it? I just want to be sure. I mean, last week it was Muslims...er, Iraqis. But they are our friends now right? I saw our President holding their hand and we are paying for their universal medical care now. We went to war against them just like the British, Germans and Japanese and they are all our friends now...right? It is really getting hard to keep up! We used to hate the Irish and Italians and, of course, the Jews. And we have always hated the Black man. Geez, who else? I see why we are supposed to hate the Iranians, they have oil, same with the Venezuelans. The whole South America, the Red Necks, the Confederates, the (Inappropriate Term) and who could forget our great hate of the Russians? How about the Hunkies and the Slavs? I remember my Grandfather telling me to hate them because they bred like rabbits and stole all of our jobs. We wiped out most of the Indians and put them on Reservations in the middle of nowhere but now they are making so much on Casinos, someone said we should kick them out of the Reservations? Hmm, I am really confused! I guess it is just easier to hate everyone, the rich, the poor, the fat, the small. What about the French? We won two wars for them and now you are telling me to hate them too? Wow, can anyone be our friend? How about the Swiss? We can be friends with them can’t we? Oh never mind, I forgot they are all blondes! |